November 9th, 2011 at 8:20AM
Yelping with Cormac

yelpingwithcormac:

I’ll have another, he said.

The clerk wiped down the counter and would not look at him. We’re not supposed to give customers more than three guarana boosts, he said.

I aint askin.

The clerk poured another shot of what looked to be hog lagoon effluent and pushed the glass across the counter.

Not everyone will get this one, but if you’ve ever read a Cormac McCarthy novel, you should find it very funny.
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    McCarthy, author...“No Country For Old Men” was
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    almost pitch-perfect.
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    Not everyone will get this one, but...you’ve ever read a Cormac McCarthy novel, you should...
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    Especially amusing for me.
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    Cormac: Jamba Juice
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